Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

It's the same sex all the time.

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.