Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.