Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.