Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings. And a favorite book as a child? Growing up, it was 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe' - I would read the whole C.S. Lewis series out loud to my kids. I was once reading to Zelda, and she said 'don't do any voices. Just read it as yourself.' So I did, I just read it straight, and she said 'that's better.'

Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.