Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."