Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

The only weapon we have is comedy.

The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.

Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.