Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use personal attacks. Really talk about it, talk about immigration, talk about education, talk about pollution.

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.