You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'
I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.