The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid of? "Everything. It's just a general all-round arggghhh. It's fearfulness and anxiety." He added, "For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."