The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.