The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own envelope. For Lance, the person pushing him is him. The only person he's competing with, I think, is himself. To push that limit to the next step. There's a lot to learn from him. Lots.

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.