The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.