Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

Even mistakes can be wonderful.

We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the hard-core Ivy League. He used to be the studly studly of all studlies, and I was the little fool ferret boy.

If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.