Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'