A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.