Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.

When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.