Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.