Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
Carpe per diem - seize the check.