I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?