I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"