There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?