There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

Shooting in New York is the shiznit, if I may be so bold. It was great. New York is a character. People who live here know that.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.

Reality: What a concept!

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.