You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took.

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.