You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.