A place where we all go can't be bad.

Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.