A place where we all go can't be bad.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.