A place where we all go can't be bad.

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.