No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But if you continue the way it was there will be no 'is.'

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...