No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.