Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.