There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.

Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Be prepared for luck.

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.