There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.