When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.