If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'
You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.
I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.