Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.