Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."