Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.

The idea of the industrial fishing affects everyone. Those factory ships play this game of hit and run with the international fishing limits, and somebody said it's like hunting squirrels with a bulldozer. They pull everything in and they are only looking for certain types of fish and everything else dies and they just throw it back. It's like chumming.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.