Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

Everyone has these two visions when they hold their child for the first time. The first is your child as an adult saying "I want to thank the Nobel Committee for this award." The other is "You want fries with that?".

You have to break in half to love somebody.

If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.