I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?
I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.
Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other