Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.