Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
You have to break in half to love somebody.
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.