I'll be dead by the time I'm forty.

The first cut is the deepest.

I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn't exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I'm a family man, at heart.

Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.

A show is like having a climax. It's like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenly it's all finished, and you don't know what to do next.

My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call me tight.

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.