Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!