I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.