Roddy Piper Quotes

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that everyone else does. I like creating, it's what I do, and acting allows me to stretch all those different muscles in all kinds of ways. That's pretty cool.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!