Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.