Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.