Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.