My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?