Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!