We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.