We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.