I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.

It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.

Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.