I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

They call me Tater Salad

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.