I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I did have a deal for a little while a cigar company that never really materialized that much, except that I ended up with 100 boxes of my own cigars with my signature on them. Which is great, they are wonderful cigars but they never really fulfilled out so now I'm out of it. I can sign up with somebody else or go pick a blend or whatever. I probably will, there is no sense in not doing it.

You can't fix stupid.

Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.