Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.