I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did.

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.