I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.

Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.