Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.
If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.