Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
Roseanne BarrYou must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.
Roseanne BarrMeditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.
Roseanne BarrI've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
Roseanne BarrMy kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.
Roseanne BarrI had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.
Roseanne Barr