To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.
Roseanne BarrAs Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.
Roseanne BarrYou can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.
Roseanne BarrI had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.
Roseanne Barr