I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.