And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice NEVER attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head.

I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

Laugh every day as much as you can.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.