And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice.