I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and look into it. It's really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It's levels of brainwashing and mind control.

The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!