I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.

I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.