I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.