I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize that Americans are definitely believing in and planning for the future, despite the fact that they elected Ronald Reagan twice.