Abortion is a woman's right.

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.