Abortion is a woman's right.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.