Abortion is a woman's right.

Somewhere within the concept of justice, the worst of the guilty must always be removed. I cannot divorce this, not completely. The people must have justice and so I want to reinstate and enshrine the blessed and holy guillotine!

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.