Abortion is a woman's right.

To say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.