Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.