I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.
Roseanne BarrAs a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Roseanne BarrI survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.
Roseanne BarrYou can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.
Roseanne Barr