My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne BarrThe American people are sick and tired of this โlesser evilโ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once theyโre in office...
Roseanne BarrPatriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.
Roseanne Barr