Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne BarrI think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
Roseanne BarrThose who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who can't teach gym become experts. That's who we look to for answers these days-the people telling you how to make your marriage work. Men telling women how to raise their self-esteem. The only thing that cures everything is talking to people who have the same problem you do. The rest is just a moneymaking bullshit scheme that some asshole is getting rich on.
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