Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.
I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.
A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.
You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing.