Everything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I can do to stop it.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.

I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.