I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.
Roseanne BarrI like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.
Roseanne BarrHusbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
Roseanne Barr