I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who can't teach gym become experts. That's who we look to for answers these days-the people telling you how to make your marriage work. Men telling women how to raise their self-esteem. The only thing that cures everything is talking to people who have the same problem you do. The rest is just a moneymaking bullshit scheme that some asshole is getting rich on.

Abortion is a woman's right.

Excuse the mess but we live here.