I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.
Roseanne BarrThe day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
Roseanne BarrAnd, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
Roseanne Barr