You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.