I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.