I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.

I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.