The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.
I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.