Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.

I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.