Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature.

My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve.

Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that's what I like about the western world's most popular religion, it has helped put so many people to sleep, although most of them permanently and without their approval.