Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

Laugh every day as much as you can.

I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice NEVER attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.