Laugh every day as much as you can.

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.