Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.
Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?
A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying.